Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)

Rustler (Grand Theft Horse) is a tribute to the first games in the GTA series. Top-down gameplay combined with a historically accurate medieval setting. You play as a Guy whose parents were lazy because they didn't even come up with a good name for him. You will learn about feudal injustice, witch hunts and great tournaments. You will meet valiant, but incredibly stupid knights. You have to go through many difficult and sometimes absurd tasks and assignments, and you can even hammer a nail into history and wreak havoc in cities and villages. Ride a stolen horse or on your own two feet. Fight with swords or buy a crossbow. The whole game is imbued with humor in the spirit of Monty Python. The game world is filled with humor, anachronism and pop culture references. Have you been fined for parking your horse in the wrong place? But here they can. Fight with spears, swords, pitchforks, clubs and crossbows. Want something cooler? Holy grenades to the rescue. And horses. Nothing kills like a hoof on the skull. You are a simple peasant. And you need to use your brains to win the Grand Tournament. Make strange alliances, betray enemies, dig up dinosaur skeletons and watch the development of an intriguing and light plot. The bard can become your personal newsreader. Not only will he not leave you, but even in the bloodiest skirmishes he will change the tune depending on the situation. Or you can demand it yourself, simply by pressing your fist on his nose. A couple of times. Let the cows fly, dress up as a guard or even Death himself. Accidentally smoke a joint, spray paint a masterpiece in the garden, kill half the town, and then survive a raid by the entire garrison. And this is only a small part of what the game has to offer. Game Features: • Concentrated madness in the spirit of the first games in the GTA series. • Medieval setting – a mixture of historical accuracy and black humor. • You can always win half the kingdom. It's enough to fool everyone around your finger. • Plot? Please. Chaos and madness? There are a lot of them too.